
DOUGH BOYS!!!!!
That's
right, it was fair time last week. I love the fair. We always go the
last day, Sunday. That is the day of the baby contest and also it is
ride bracelet day. This year, I had three riders.
Now, before I tell you all the good stuff, I just want to say that FAIR-GOERS SUCK!!!!!
Yeah,
they suck. It's amazing how adults can become children in more ways
than one during the fair. First of all, we were cut in line to the
ticket
booth. I'm not gonna sit here and be all elementary and gripe about
being cut. After all, my kids lost a couple minutes of ride time. A
couple minutes in several hours is no biggie.
So we go to our
first ride and it's the trucks. Don't they look cute sitting there in
the back? Any way, they get in and some heathen in front turns around
and very bluntly and purposely pokes Streaker in the forehead. EXCUSE
ME!? I hear no scolding whatsoever from any parent watching the child.
Honestly, I am not surprised by this. But I can see that his parents
are not going to handle this, so when the child looks up to see if
anyone is looking, I glare. And I glare hard. Needless to say, he did
not poke again, although he did cower every second that he wasn't
looking to see if he could get away with a second attack
.

So
we go to do a second ride and (big surprise) we are cut in front of
again. And again, there is an adult with them. I am starting to be
annoyed by the rudeness of some people.
Then a whole group of
kids come right off the swings, which the Big One had been asking about
since we got there, and went right out the exit and back through the
entrance, cutting an entire line of people who were waiting. Ride
operator says nothing. But I'm not too peeved about it, until the Big
One comes back out because they are one swing short and she is without a
seat. Now I am fuming. What is wrong with people? If I saw my child
pull that stunt of going out the exit and cutting an entire line to go
back in the entrance, her bottom would be brought home to spend the rest
of the night thinking about how she made the people in line feel. But
apparently parents nowadays just don't care.

Some parents who did care? The parents of small children being trampled in the
bounce house
because the man responsible for the ride was SLEEPING!!!! Fast asleep.
A very small girl starts crying because children who should not even
be on the ride are trampling the poor girl and the operator says....
"Well, they just keep going in and no one is coming out."
Really dude? That's
your JOB! You are getting paid for this. Streaker finally got on and got to slide once before being taken off. GAH!
At
this point, we had been at the fair for maybe 20 minutes. And already
someone has irritated me an average of once every 4 minutes. And 4
minutes later...?
Yep. You guessed it. We went to the kiddie
section to get away from the idiots in the big kid section and
apparently we were not the only ones who had been cut. Because as our
children were exiting the ride, the people waiting at the entrance were
so concerned about losing their spot that they wouldn't let us through
the line to get our unattended children who had exited alone.

But....
after all was said an done, after the first half hour of the fair, the
rest went smoothly and great. I won 2 second place ribbons for my
photography and Baby Bee won "Little Rosebud" in the baby contest. My
nephew won a bike in the raffle and my mom won a quilt.
It was a nice day and the kiddlets really enjoyed themselves.
Do you go to the fair every year?
Tell me about your favorite thing to do there.